Fucking Machine Power Banger

Fucking Machine Power Banger

Developed in collaboration with Kink.com, this is built for people who know exactly what they want from a fucking machine: reliable power, stable positioning, and the ability to adjust angle mid-session without stopping to reconfigure the entire setup.

The articulating arm tilts to match your position — whether you're on hands and knees, lying back, seated on the edge of furniture, or standing. Four heavy-duty suction cups anchor the 23.4 kg base to smooth floors, and the weight distribution keeps it stable even at top speed.

This machine works exclusively with Vac-U-Lock attachments, so if you already own Doc Johnson dildos with the locking system, you can swap them freely. If you're starting fresh, you'll need to purchase compatible attachments separately.

Power & Control

Speed adjusts from slow, deliberate strokes to 195 strokes per minute — roughly three per second at maximum. The motor delivers consistent thrust depth regardless of speed, which matters when you're exploring what rhythm works for your body.

The dial control is manual, mounted on the machine itself. There's no remote, no app, no wireless control — you adjust speed by reaching down to the base unit. For solo use, this means pausing to change settings. For partnered play, it means your partner controls the dial.

Power is mains-only. The cord runs from the base unit, and you'll need access to a wall socket within reach of your chosen setup location.

What's in the Box

The machine arrives fully assembled. You receive the motor base with attached articulating arm, suction cup feet already installed, power cord, and user manual.

No attachments are included — this is a Vac-U-Lock system, designed to work with dildos you either already own or purchase separately. The arm terminates in a standard Vac-U-Lock adapter ring.

Practical Facts

• Weight: 23.4 kg — requires two people to move safely
• Footprint: 22.8 cm deep × 22.9 cm wide (base plate dimensions)
• Arm height adjusts from approximately 30 cm to 55 cm depending on angle
• Suction cups require smooth, non-porous flooring (tile, sealed wood, linoleum) — will not grip carpet or textured surfaces
• Mains-powered — cord length not specified in documentation, plan for proximity to outlet
• No battery, no cordless option

Placement & Storage

This machine is designed for floor use. The suction cups need a clean, smooth surface to create a seal — any dust, moisture, or texture reduces grip strength. Test the suction before starting a session by pressing down firmly on the base and attempting to slide it sideways.

The arm does not detach for storage. You can reduce height by angling it downward, but the machine stores as a single 40.6 cm tall unit. Most users keep it in a closet, under a bed (if clearance allows), or in a dedicated storage box.

At 23.4 kg, this is not something you casually move between rooms. Choose your location with intent.

Noise Level

At low speeds, the motor hum is comparable to an electric toothbrush — noticeable in a quiet room, but not audible through a closed door with ambient household noise.

At mid-range speeds, it sounds like a kitchen hand mixer — distinct mechanical noise, audible in adjacent rooms if doors are open.

At maximum speed (195 strokes/min), expect the noise level of a hairdryer on medium setting. The motor works hard at top speed, and there's no way to silence the mechanical action of a reciprocating arm moving that quickly.

If discretion is a priority, keep speeds moderate and consider playing music or running a fan for ambient noise coverage.

Care & Cleaning

The motor base and arm are plastic and metal — not waterproof, not submersible. Wipe down with a damp cloth after use, avoiding any moisture near the motor housing or electrical connections.

The suction cups collect dust and lint, which compromises their grip. Clean them with warm soapy water before each use, dry thoroughly, and check that the surface they'll attach to is equally clean.

Attachments (sold separately) follow care instructions specific to their material — most Vac-U-Lock dildos are silicone and can be cleaned with toy cleaner or boiled if non-motorized.

Store the machine in a dry location. Moisture and mechanical components do not mix — avoid damp basements or bathrooms without ventilation.