Fuck Me Crazy Sex Machine
- Self-thrusting penetration machine
- Adjustable speed from 70 to 250 strokes per minute
- Includes realistic dildo (L: 17.5 cm / Ø 4 cm)
- Adjustable angle for different positions
- 3XLR connection
Fuck Me Crazy Sex Machine
Thrusting sex machine · Mains-powered · 37 cm machine length · Includes 17.5 cm dildo
The Fuck Me Crazy is a self-thrusting machine that delivers consistent, penetrative stimulation without your hands ever getting tired. Mains-powered, so there's no battery anxiety — it runs as long as you want it to. The dial control lets you start slow at 70 strokes per minute and build to a relentless 250. The thrust length is 5–6 cm, which creates a noticeable in-and-out rhythm without being overwhelming for beginners.
The adjustable shaft angle means you can position it flat for grinding stimulation, or tilt it upright for deeper penetration. Strong suction cups lock it to smooth floors or walls — it stays put even at full speed, so you can focus entirely on the sensation.
Size in Practice
The included dildo measures 17.5 cm in total length with a 4 cm diameter — a moderate size suited to most users. The machine itself is 37 cm long and folds down to 16 cm in height for storage. The thrust motion adds 5–6 cm of travel, so the dildo moves in and out rather than staying static. If you prefer larger toys, the machine uses a 3XLR connection — compatible attachments are available from specialist retailers, though Mshop does not currently stock additional sizes.
Material & Flexibility
The dildo is made from realistic material with a firm core and soft outer layer. It's designed to feel natural during thrusting motion. The machine body is rigid plastic and metal — built for stability, not portability. It weighs 1.9 kg, which keeps it anchored during use.
Compatibility
Suction cup: yes, holds firmly on smooth, non-porous surfaces like tile, glass, or sealed wood. Harness-compatible: no — this is a mounted machine, not a wearable toy. The 3XLR connection means the dildo is swappable if you source compatible attachments elsewhere. Not compatible with standard dildo bases.
Sound level: audible through a closed door, but quieter than most household motors like sewing machines. If discretion is critical, plan accordingly.
Cleaning & Care
Unscrew the dildo attachment and rinse it in warm water. Use a toy-safe cleaner like Mshop Care Clean:IT — spray, wait 30 seconds, rinse, and air-dry. The machine body can be wiped down with a damp cloth; do not submerge. Always use water-based lube with the dildo to protect the material and reduce friction. Silicone-based lubes may degrade the surface over time.
| General | |
| Package Contents | Sexmaskin, dildo, elsladd, monteringsverktyg, |
| Stimulation Type | Penetration, Pulsation, Thrusting |
| Body Zone | Vagina, Anal |
| Mshop Type | Sex machine |
| Brand | Cave Master |
| EAN | 7350102750826 |
| SKU | 581294 |
| Material | |
| Waterproof | No |
| Power | |
| Powered by | Wire, not chargeable |
| Dimensions (Product) | |
| Length | 37,00 cm |
| Dimensions (Package) | |
| Length | 41,00 cm |
| Width | 21,00 cm |
| Height | 17,00 cm |
| Weight | 1,90 kg |
A bit complicated to screw together in the beginning but otherwise it works well and is very nice, buy!
GOOD TO PLAY AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU HAVE IT ON, RECOMMEND TO ALL MY GAMERS OUT THERE
I think one is strong enough to do its job but weak enough so it doesn't break anything. The suction cups on it don't fit very well, but otherwise it's superb.
Spray at the first second, buy if you are single, like my brother berran, very quick to scar
I took a chance and bought this sex machine as a first. The included dildo is really nothing to cheer about, but after contacting customer service, I eagerly await new accessories!
There is a 3xlr connector on the bar which makes it difficult to find compatible toys. After a bit of tinkering, it was possible to use both vac-u-lock dildos and dildos with a hole drilled in the base, but the safest thing would probably have been to find toys adapted for the purpose, *pun intended, or an adapter to enable a wider selection.
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The machine is not the strongest but still manages to satisfy with good shock length and very fast shocks.
Poor selection of compatible dildos.
Short cord. Extension needed!
All in all, I am satisfied and would recommend as a first purchase!
Think the stroke could be a little longer. But otherwise I'm pretty happy with it. Good for a beginner like me. A little sad that you can not choose a dildo
Not the same dildo as in the picture but a cheap one in strange rubber. Short but quick thrusts. It is not particularly quiet, but good enough for the price. The connector for mounting the dildo is an XLR connector, so I intend to buy an XLR adapter so that I can attach other dildos. Have tested and the XLR plug is the same size as the Vac-u-lock hole in one of my other dildos.
The machine is ok but a little thin and short stroke. Vaginal no problems, but anal it gets tight. Needs to be anchored properly and at the right angle otherwise it won't work. But ok for the money
