Satisfyer Christmas Calendar 2023

Plastic, unnecessary oils (no content), shoelaces as ropes, bad instructions on the TWO things that were something to have. For the unfamiliar maybe perfect, but for those who want to know what to add to their body so nothing for us ...

I think it's a little interesting with the little "secret" packages. The calendar is wide-ranging and offers something for everyone. In addition, I think many of the products make sense both as a couple and alone. Can definitely be recommended!

Became a return after watching the content of a YouTube video, everything looked cheap and plastic. The products themselves were also very random and felt carelessly selected. Ordered the Naughty and Nice calendar instead, so much better quality and products in it!

I think it seems exciting, I just hope my husband agrees to this again next year.

What a great calendar !! Very fun and exciting for both man and woman.

Now drop the boring chocolate calendar or beer calendar. This is far more fun and it gives the kick that many of us could well use. Inspirational and fun - just buy it now

I had the Christmas calendar last year and have just bought it again. I can really recommend it. The content is surprisingly good. I might have expected it more for the sake of entertainment than it was quality products - but I really think the content is delicious and useful. Far beyond expectation! And very naughty ;-)))

So I have started a bit and have opened a few doors. So far, I'm mega happy with the contents of the Christmas calendar that has already been tested. Think it's going to be a naughty December! Nice wrapping by the way.

I had to open some hatches because I was so curious and I've already seen some really cool products. My boyfriend will be very happy with the calendar and we will have fun together :)

Had expected an incredible amount more.

Were 4 things that felt good but the rest could be offset. And I do not understand at all where the high mentioned value of the content is .....

Really regret my choice of calendar.

You can probably write a lot about it, but unfortunately there is still a bit left before we can start opening the hatches! Packaging and content size immediately promises a very interesting December! Standing in the living room it is discreet and fits everywhere

We cheat and have already opened several windows by simply selecting a random number. And even though there has been an odd product -a, they have all been of good quality and fun and definitely added a new element to our bedroom. And we are not beginners!

You can probably write a lot about it, but unfortunately there is still a bit left for Christmas! Packaging and content promise very interesting! Even stands in the living room, fits anywhere

The calendar is very interesting and offers something for everyone, whether it is for couples or for everyone. It's exciting when you do not know what is in the individual packages. We can only recommend it!

We really like it! Did not last even half an hour. We did not really want to open it because it is actually an Advent calendar, but we are already having fun.

Secretly opened a few gaps and so far I am happy with the content. Nice packaging

Am very happy, for me it was worth every penny!

The highlights of the calendar worked well, wonderful stimulus, and work for many wonderful play moments.

5 things made sense the rest were pure crap, not worth the money, 2 stars were generous, everything else was filler material and things they probably want to get away from the store. Super poor quality on most things. Super disappointed: /

I had to open some doors because I was so curious and I have already seen some really cool products. My girlfriend will be very happy with the calendar and we will have a lot of fun together :)

Apart from the 3 slightly more expensive, more luxurious toys, the other 21 doors were pure shit. Useless quality and do not even get near the bed

This was a pure disappointment, one of the things does not even work no matter how hard I try.

Thought it was a good mix with a bit of each. Absolutely affordable!

Chinese massager ?! Costs approx. SEK 10. What the hell? I think they are all satisfyer products.

A little too much "plastic" / cheap stuff

Fun, varied and affordable

Definitely not worth the money !! There were two or three things that were lavish that were okay. Then there were 2 products that did not even work. Will not buy next year.

Rikrifr bad stuff. Feels like poor material.

My first calendar I ever bought. DISAPPOINTED!!! Does not feel at all as exclusive as advertised. Maybe a couple of things that seem to be exciting and more like a "sex toy", otherwise just CHEAP GARBAGE that will probably not be of any use or will break after a couple of uses. NOT WORTH THE MONEY!

Definitely not worth the money !! There were two or three things that were lavish that were okay, the rest was rubbish !! Directly in the trash. Will never be Satisfyer's Advent calendar again !!

In the store, it would be so heavenly good and exclusive according to the seller. Cat toy? Strange three-legged massage thing? Any sandals? What ?! Asså everything so poor… except satisfyer and the app-controlled thing. But come on, the rest shit ?!

Feeling so cheated. 1500 bucks, and it should be value for very much more. Well. Will not buy more years… .. REALLY DISAPPOINTED.

Not opened yet but do not think I will be dissatisfied

Super nice

The content would have been okay if the funniest toy had worked but unfortunately it did not. When I pointed this out and asked for a new one, they wanted a movie where I put batteries in and show that it does not work. I think that if I wanted to fool free products, it would have been easy to use old batteries in a working toy and film it, or…

So now a former customer.

Wish there was some info on things and not just a box, do not understand what everything is.

Was no one here. Be bad at things to men. And maybe a maximum of 3-4 things that were of interest

Completely fucked out already..and then we have only opened door 8 yet ... it will be a difficult Christmas..but you only live once. Absolutely incredibly good Christmas present.